The mess, in good german: der Mist

You may be asking yourself why the gay-being-thing (resuming our former posts and main theme of the blog) is the reason for the whole mess and very probably your're thinking "look there have been millions of gays in the world along history and they haven't done such a shit like you, many of them have been even successful. There is no excuse young man, no mercy for the weak souls!". Oh thanks a lot for the "young man" thing, I very appreciate!

Well I have to admit you're right and that's exactly my point guys: it is not fair that my-being-gay-thing has caused such a mess when actually there is no reason for it. I could have been a very common normal gay with a fitness club membership, frequent flyer in Easy Jet, discount card for all Clinique products and receive regularly the Calvin Klein catalog for the summer collection instead of having a tempestuous life. That's why I'm asking

for a second chance, is not big deal. Hey this is not fucking "Deutschland such den Superstar" thumbs up or down and Tschüß! So hold the shit and give me just a few minutes to explain my self.

Try to imagine you are rowing along a river and suddenly you see in the deep a case full of gold coins. Question: what do you do?

A) You inform it to the police (the river is in Haiti);

B) You ask the passengers on the boat next to you if the case belongs to them (they are Putin's body guards);

C) You take immediately your Blackberry phone out and take a picture to up-load it in your recently created blog (in www.Alqaida.com).

TIC-TAC-TIC-TAC-TIC-TAC-TIC-TAC-TIC-TARARARARAAA!!!!

And the right answer is: you just throw away the fucking oar and jump in the water to pick up the fucking case!!!!!!!! Who could resist such a temptation? OkOkOkOkOk, who else as well as Mother Theresa? Certainly not you dearest reader :-)))))))

The problem is when you come back to the surface the boat is not anymore there, the stream has taken the bloody boat away so you have to drag the heavy case full of gold coins to the river bank,

but you happen to be in the middle of the widest part of the river, a water fall area is approaching, the damn stream has become stronger than it was few minutes ago (just to kick you in the balls) and the piranhas haven't eaten in the last three days . Disgusting isn't it?

Don't miss the next chapter fellows!