Friday, June 4, 2010

Where are my manners!

My God I have forgotten to give the warmest welcome to my third follower rodriguitobonito.
Feel at home mate and thank you for adding me in your blogs list!


Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Just try to imagine...



Yes, exactly as John Lennon had suggested many years ago "imagine", yap...try to imagine how would it be if you were given the chance to have two parallel lives in two different space dimentions. You would be able to keep the chances and advantages of each one and you could also be able to compensate the inconveniences of one with the benefits of the other one, so you would always keep a balance between both of them. None of them would be free of problems but these would be definitely easier to solve and manage. You could live in two different places of your choice and keep the company of your dearest ones, beeing free to keep moving ahead without loosing them. You would never be completely alone and you would be always by yourself at the same time. In one of them you would have a job with profits and in the other one you would have a job with fun; of course you would be allowed to open credit lines from one dimension to the other at reasonable rates. Not convincing enough yet? OK try this one: you would have the right to use the "clause of interfering" what gives you the faculty to influence the facts and issues of one life from the other one on your own convenience; by using this clause you would get rid of your detractors and take the best chances in each life with the assistance of the parallel one. Which jerk would say NO to such a wonderful opportunity?

OOOOOHHH!!! Not you moron, go away and feed your birds like Mary Popins did, leave me alone! Why do always these catholic folks keep ruining the party? Why always the sacrifice and devotion mentality that forces us to accept our damned fucking lives as a gift of God for good or for bad waiting for a better eternal life after leaving this "valley of tears"? I have not intention, or better say "had" no intention to wait until kicking the bucket to begin enjoying my miserable existence!! But... why it has already happened! God bless my shitty misery and when I am in heaven I hope I get a room with a view to the Tiergarten exactly to the area where all the good looking guys do their fitness and let my room mate be Eric Bana in his 30's,
otherwise the whole sacrifice would be drained away...Mensch! (look translation for "Mensch" in http://dict.leo.org)